:D

Terrance: The bad news is, you have cancer.
Phillip: Cancer??
Terrance: Yes. I’m afraid your ass is collapsing.
Phillip: My ass is collapsing?
Terrance: Yes. See this X-ray? That’s your ass. See this line? That’s your ass collapsing. Your ass is collapsing.
Phillip: Will this mean that I won’t be able to fart anymore?
Terrance: No, it means that you won’t be able to live anymore.
-both laugh-
(Source: lunch-san)
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This blog is dedicated to everybody's favourite Canadian toilet-humour, foul-mouthed comedy duo off South Park, Terrance and Phillip! 







